Warning: bizarre... uh, just bizarre.

[nendil]

::rofl:: I actually came across an FF.net entry about Link's ::cough:: troublesome encounter with Morpha. And then afterwards, Sheikcomfort(TM). Not saying that I've not considered that scenario, but I thought Dark Link would've provided much better drama, what with having hands and being able to talk (and taunt) and having some semblance of motive and all. Horny blobby water pr0n is, well, rather squickier than even I had imagined. It... doesn't even... have... a BRAIN...

(I would say this'd have made a fine offering to ficbitches, but nothing could ever top that Ganondorf... thing. <g>)

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Re: NO, but

[(Anonymous)]

We are a violent people, after all. Violence isn't all that great, but who wants to talk things out when you can put holes in them quicker, right?

That is, if you have a firearm. I don't have one. Yet. (insert maniacal laughter here)

I wonder how violent a movie would have to be to get NC-17? Certainly worse than someone's head getting blown off in a fight, right? That movie was fun, Mark rewound the tape at least twice so we could watch that scene over again. I wanted to pummel him, cause that delayed the end of the movie.

I and my violent self will be watching fun gory war movies now.

-dolphincheddar, the happily violent telephonist