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Warning: bizarre... uh, just bizarre.
::rofl:: I actually came across an FF.net entry about Link's ::cough:: troublesome encounter with Morpha. And then afterwards, Sheikcomfort(TM). Not saying that I've not considered that scenario, but I thought Dark Link would've provided much better drama, what with having hands and being able to talk (and taunt) and having some semblance of motive and all. Horny blobby water pr0n is, well, rather squickier than even I had imagined. It... doesn't even... have... a BRAIN...
(I would say this'd have made a fine offering to
ficbitches, but nothing could ever top that Ganondorf... thing. <g>)
(I would say this'd have made a fine offering to

Re: NO, but
And then there are those of us who don't post hard-core pr0n, per se, but do push the R rating just a wee bit. *whistles innocently*
Actually, if you use American movies as a guide as to what should be rated what, you have to get pretty explicit before a sex scene bumps a story into the NC-17 category. Then again, I don't think I've ever heard of a film being rated NC-17 simply for violence. Guess it goes to show which is more acceptable in American society. ;-)
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(Anonymous) 2003-07-30 10:46 am (UTC)(link)That is, if you have a firearm. I don't have one. Yet. (insert maniacal laughter here)
I wonder how violent a movie would have to be to get NC-17? Certainly worse than someone's head getting blown off in a fight, right? That movie was fun, Mark rewound the tape at least twice so we could watch that scene over again. I wanted to pummel him, cause that delayed the end of the movie.
I and my violent self will be watching fun gory war movies now.
-dolphincheddar, the happily violent telephonist