Fortune cookies are losing their touch.

[nendil]

Went to a Chinese restaurant for dinner today (yesterday). I didn't like it as much as the places we usually go to, but aside from that, I got the lamest fortune ever:

When it is dark, you can see the stars.

Well, thank you for that meteorological insight. And when it is day, I can see the sun. Ingenious! That fortune's not even funny when appended with in bed. When it is dark, you can see the stars in bed. I suppose it's slightly suggestive if I pretend it's talking about movie stars, but even then it only offers the option of viewing. In the dark.

Anyway, that's my bit of nonsense for the week. Here's a pic I'm working on coloring. Trying out a colored pencil style with Painter, which I think might be fitting for this race of desert-dwelling people =)

Comments

[adella.livejournal.com]

God I know what you mean. I got one the other day "you are about to have a secret romantic encounter" and my fiance looked at me with a lifted brow. I was like "WTF". I want to work in one of those fortune cookie shops and fill a couple of cookies with fortunes like "YOU WILL DIE TOMORROW!" and "YOU HAVE GASTRAL INTESTINAL CANCER!" or something.

Then there's always the good ole' BLANK fortunes where you panic thinking that you HAVE no fortune and are going to die :D

[ctrl-a.livejournal.com]

You could have despair cookies, like the posters. :)

I want a blank fortune...

[adella.livejournal.com]

ROFL those so kick ass.When I was in highschool I got so sick of the stupid encouragement posters.