Warning: bizarre... uh, just bizarre.

[nendil]

::rofl:: I actually came across an FF.net entry about Link's ::cough:: troublesome encounter with Morpha. And then afterwards, Sheikcomfort(TM). Not saying that I've not considered that scenario, but I thought Dark Link would've provided much better drama, what with having hands and being able to talk (and taunt) and having some semblance of motive and all. Horny blobby water pr0n is, well, rather squickier than even I had imagined. It... doesn't even... have... a BRAIN...

(I would say this'd have made a fine offering to ficbitches, but nothing could ever top that Ganondorf... thing. <g>)

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Re: A-hah, a-hah

[(Anonymous)]

It is bad form to interrupt one's jaunt through a fantastic world full of elves, swords, and flying cats with ominous-sounding sentences. (insert 'twitch' here)

And if I'm interpreting that correctly, you can't corrupt me because (a)the first chapter is fine all on it's own and (b)Jason movies, people at school, and television already have corrupted me. You lost your chance. (another 'twitch' for good measure)

Ew...the last Jason movie I watched...supremely nasty. Of course, I don't faint at the sight of blood, but it was still gross. The worst part was the guy eating the heart. That was screwy.

...and so ends the gory movies tangent. Now back to my fantastic world full of elves, swords, and flying cats. And swivel office chairs because they're so dang COOL. *spins*

-dolphincheddar, the dizzy telephonist