Warning: bizarre... uh, just bizarre.

[nendil]

::rofl:: I actually came across an FF.net entry about Link's ::cough:: troublesome encounter with Morpha. And then afterwards, Sheikcomfort(TM). Not saying that I've not considered that scenario, but I thought Dark Link would've provided much better drama, what with having hands and being able to talk (and taunt) and having some semblance of motive and all. Horny blobby water pr0n is, well, rather squickier than even I had imagined. It... doesn't even... have... a BRAIN...

(I would say this'd have made a fine offering to ficbitches, but nothing could ever top that Ganondorf... thing. <g>)

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[(Anonymous)]

Ugh, what is this, 'Squick Dolphincheddar Day'? I thought that what I came up with while thinking too much about a video game cut scene was squicky, then a friend of mine came up with something worse, and now have this stuff you two have found. I haven't even read the things and I am madly squicked.

Squick is a funny word. Like conniption. [/nonsensical topic derail]

Anyway...Never mind, I think I'd rather stay off of this topic. If you'll excuse me, I'll be making fun of Link's mad ninja skillz, which are completely devoid of squickyness.

-dolphincheddar, the thoroughly squicked telephonist

PS: I think already tried to post this. If it's a double post, sorry. In my experience all computers are evil (like the chicken dance!) and intent on annoying me.

[nendil.livejournal.com]

Well, we know what you've been up to... ^_~ (My brother and I quote lines from the Chocolate! scene at any and all opportunity. He knows the words better than I do, which is sad because he's nine.)

At any rate, don't think too hard about it dear. The net is chock-full of things that'll squick out the most squick-immune... um... non-squick-ers. And send them into a conniption. Trust me, this is nothing.

[(Anonymous)]

I would quote things from the chocolate scene, but I can't hear quite as well as I'd like. I can hear, of course, but I think being near tubas and cymbals last year might have affected it a bit. I'm sure if my little brother (also nine, hears better than me) watched it as much as he'd like (I don't let him, because he's annoying), he'd be quoting it like Strong Bad. Ah, poor Strong Bad.

Telling me not to think too much is like telling me not to breathe. I have to do it, especially when I'm bored. Thinking too much makes for some pretty weird stuff. I do hope no one plays that game and thinks of what I thought and decides to write it. (twitch, twitch at the thought)

-dolphincheddar, the telephonist who gets hit by doorframes a lot