Have I mentioned it's dangerous to approach me with puns?

Azure Haights: What's up?
Nendil: Playing Minish Cap.
Azure Haights: Ooh.
Nendil: Though I should be doing homework. But it isn't hard.
Azure Haights: Skipping homework?
Azure Haights: Tsk tsk.
Nendil: No, just delaying.
Azure Haights: ^---- admonish cap
Nendil: Heh.
Azure Haights: ...d'oh, too slow.
Nendil: I'm gonna have to charge you $25 for that bad pun.
Nendil: ^--- money-ish cap
Azure Haights: Si no pago ese honorario, ¿usted leerá el concurso que está en mi LiveJournal?
Azure Haights: ^-- Spanish cap
Nendil: Damn you and your XY chromosome.
Nendil: ^--- mannish cap
Azure Haights: You would be saying with your happiness this if you had won all everything.
Azure Haights: ^-- engrish cap
Nendil: ^^;;
Nendil: Suomennokset on sitten epävirallisia, virheitä sopii korjailla ja tehdä lisäyksiä
Nendil: ^--- Finnish cap
Nendil: Sorry, I'm done.