Burn The Wind is that like when you fart on a fire

[nendil]

We've got a 99cent store near here that's pretty darn good.  The ones my family occasions up in the Bay Area are filled with nothing but cheap plastic stuff from China; the one where I live actually has groceries, canned goods, cleaning products, all sorts of useful stuff.

And then there's this.


Looks colorful and plasticky, innocuous enouwait what


Hold on, this is sounding a little dangerous.


Oh well that's quite a relief


But I don't know, it's starting to sound a little boring...


Holy crap, I wasn't informed of this.  ALL BETS ARE BACK ON


I... I demand a packaging FILLED WITH TEXT.  Please good sirs, write for me an essay describing your wonderous flying toy product. <3